发信站: 两全其美网 (Sat Aug 25 14:03:41 2007), 本站(lqqm.net)
The Italia Man who went to Malta
One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her" I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don’t understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate." She say: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork." she tella me," everyone wanna fuck." I tella her, "you don’t understand me…I wanna fork on the table." She say, "You better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet." he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don’t understand I wanna a sheet on my bed." he say, "You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch."
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said, "Peace on you." I say, "Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth." I gonna back to Italy!
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